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Went to the โ€œGet Motivatedโ€ lollapalooza at FedEx Forum Monday. Sat through eight hours of speeches. These guys are good. Full house, close to 18,000. Touches of wrestlemania, church, infomercials, Republican national conventions, and a Michael Jackson concert. Cost $1.95 and was worth every penny.

All the big guns advertised on billboards and newspaper ads showed up: Laura Bush, Colin Powell, Lou Holtz, Terry Bradshaw, and Rudy Giuliani plus Leigh Anne Touhy of โ€œThe Blind Side,โ€ John Walsh of โ€œAmericaโ€™s Most Wanted,โ€ a ranting religious financial adviser named James Smith, former presidential candidate Steve Forbes, and a linguistic gymnast named Krish Dhanam who may have been the best of the lot.

They spoke from a platform the size of a boxing ring in the center of the floor. Each one talked for a half an hour or so and was greeted with a burst of smoke and sparks at the corners of the stage. At the end of the day, the overall effect was like eating too much at a buffet.