Friday, December 27, 2013

Janis Fullilove, Bike Lanes, and Locavores: 15 of the Funniest Fly on the Wall News Parodies of 2013

Posted By on Fri, Dec 27, 2013 at 9:14 AM

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Santa's Naughty Toys: Humpy the Dinosaur Skeleton

Posted By on Sat, Dec 21, 2013 at 2:58 PM

While browsing through Walgreens for stocking stuffers your Pesky Fly stumbled across a toy I've been calling Humpy the Dinosaur.


And if the packaging isn't suggestive enough for you, the product sounds like it might have been named for a condom. In fact, I kind of hope it was named for a condom. The alternatives are almost too ghastly to consider.


Friday, December 13, 2013

Councilman Shea Flinn Scolded for Underarm Farting Noises

Posted By on Fri, Dec 13, 2013 at 5:36 PM

It all began with a tweet from fellow councilman Jim Strickland: “Did somebody cut a wet one or does Shea Flinn have his hand in his shirt again?”

Strickland’s message, sent while Councilman Joe Brown was comparing a proposed parking garage for food trucks to a ship built on top of an igloo, was re-tweeted by several high profile investigative reporters who wanted to know what Flinn was doing with his hand in his shirt.

“It’s just disrespectful,” Brown later explained. “Every time somebody else starts talking he puts his right hand under his left armpit, and he pumps his elbow up and down like half a funky chicken.”

“It sounds just like someone passing gas,” Strickland says, struggling not to laugh. “Sometimes it’s high pitched and squeaky, sometimes it’s loose and juicy. But it is always hilarious. And entirely inappropriate when Council is in session.”

This isn’t the first time Flinn has been at the center of a major media controversy. In April, 2011 Flinn was grounded for a week by the Council for giving Wanda Halbert something she called a “Wet Willie.”

“It’s when you put your index finger in your mouth to coat it with saliva, and then you stick it in somebody’s ear,” Halbert explained. “And yes it’s just as nasty as it sounds.”

“He doesn’t always make those sounds under his arm either,” said Janis Fullilove, stopping momentarily to swat at the air and complain about “crazy snakes.”

“You’d be amazed at all the places on his body where that man can make a fart noise,” Fullilove said. “It is almost beyond belief.”

Councilman Flinn was unable to comment having invited several friends to join him for a weekend snipe hunt in Arkansas.

Tad Pierson's Fantastic Tire Furniture

Posted By on Fri, Dec 13, 2013 at 4:19 PM

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Literal Advertising: "Male Sexual Medicine"

Posted By on Wed, Dec 11, 2013 at 3:47 PM

The good folks at the Downtown Shell Station don't believe in beating around the bush.

So thats what the kids are calling it?
  • So that's what the kids are calling it?

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Everybody's a Comedian: Failed Memphis Grizzlies Live Mascot Experiment leaves 38 Injured

Posted By on Tue, Dec 10, 2013 at 10:58 AM

From the RCT
  • From the RCT
According to the RockCitytimes, "Arkansas's second most unreliable news site," a failed Memphis Grizzlies live mascot experiment leaves 38 Injured.

It seems pretty obvious that the bear was acting in self defense and may deserve some kind of award.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Buck Wild Towing

Posted By on Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 12:21 PM

There comes a time when every person looks in the mirror and asks, "Is there a wilder towing company out there?" And the answer, my friends, is yes. The sign on the door said, "Alberto's." The announcement on the bumper: "Buck Wild."


Monday, December 2, 2013

Tom Foster Paints the Femme Fatales of Memphis Music

Posted By on Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 1:55 PM

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