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Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Giant Tim Urban Hologram Playing Graceland, Nashville; Graceland, Tokyo; and Graceland, Dubai

Posted By on Tue, Apr 9, 2019 at 3:01 PM

Fans having fun at authentic Elvis home Graceland, Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai.
  • Fans having fun at authentic Elvis home Graceland, Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai.
Apr. 9, 2084, DUBAI — You know, it's just like American idol Elvis Presley said to the people, when asked what he missed about his authentic Graceland home in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai. "I am missing everything about my authentic home," he said. And fans of ElvisHouse Concerts are missing everything too when Giant Tim Urban Hologram isn't playing the GhostHouse in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai.

"We are very excited to have Giant Hologram Tim Urban back in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai," Gracespokesbot-6000 told the Memphis Flyer in a lively Psychlosian mind-link interview last Trumpsday. "Although he only placed seventh in season 9 of American Idol, Tim Prime's reality TV cover of Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah,' had a profound influence on future reality TV covers of Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah.'"


Performed as the climax of Giant Hologram Tim Urban's high energy concert, Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" has been transformed into a powerful duet with the Living Head of Lisa Marie Presley, who performs live via Xenusian magic from her jar in Las Vegas.

"We are excited to have the Living Head of Lisa Marie Presley back at the GhostHouse in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai and performing with Giant Hologram Tim Urban," Gracespokesbot-6000 says. "Although he only placed seventh in season 9 of American Idol, Tim Prime's reality TV cover of Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah,' had a profound influence on future reality TV covers of Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah.'"

Although he only placed seventh in season 9 of American Idol, Tim Prime's reality TV cover of Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah,' had a profound influence on future reality TV covers of Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah."
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Friday, June 28, 2013

Wizards and Warriors

Posted By on Fri, Jun 28, 2013 at 4:54 PM

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Fourteen Memphis smoke shops were recently declared a public nuisance and shut down. Now this, from the future...

Day 53: I have survived another day. Madison doesn't look the way it used to. There's fewer of us left. I had to eat McDonald's to get my fix. A Happy Meal doesn't cut it. I got my other needs at a different place, but I need these.

Day 62: I found what I was looking for but I can't get in! It's boarded up with yellow tape and SIGNS. SIGNS FROM WHERE?!?!?? WHAT THE HELL??? I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT

Day 63: It is still there, still boarded up. I know they are in there. I know. I can smell them. Through the "potpourri" through the "spice" I can smell them. I found something like them, but not THEM.

Day 67: I got lost.

Day 72: I found it again. I clawed the boards until my fingers bled. I NEED THEM. THEY ARE CALLING ME. COME TO ME

DAY 96: IM TIRED OF WRITING THIS JOURNAL DAMMIT. I JUST NEED MY FIX. I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM FOR A FEW MINUTES. I JUST WANT ONE TO TAKE. OPEN THE DAMN DOORS!!! WHY ME??????????

Day 102: Much calmer now. I got in. I found it. I found the one. I can't leave. I can't sleep. They will take it away again. I don't care about the plastic baggies or the "vitamins" here, I just wanted this one little guy...


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