Friday, October 8, 2010

The economy is so bad ...

Posted By on Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 1:13 PM

The economy is so bad that...

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I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.


And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

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