Wednesday, November 22, 2006

President Bush Offers Pardon to Flyer

Posted By on Wed, Nov 22, 2006 at 4:00 AM

Not us, sadly. A turkey named Flyer. It happened today at that corny annual Thanksgiving ritual in which the president of the United States takes a break from screwing up the world for a few minutes to officially "pardon" a turkey.

Don't ask us why. We have no clue. All we know is that there was an online vote (Somehow we missed that. Was Diebold involved?) and America chose to name its mock-sacrificial turkey "Flyer."

In an ironic twist, we here at the Flyer also pardoned a turkey today. We haven't decided what to call him yet. We're torn between "Decider" and "F**king Idiot."



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