Monday, June 30, 2008

Homosexual Loses Love in the Frontcourt.

Posted By on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 4:00 AM

From the AP, sort of:

"Minnesota Timberwolves fans went to bed wondering how O.J. Mayo would fit in with their guard-heavy team.

"Memphis Grizzlies backers hit the hay hoping that Kevin Love would open things up for Rudy Homosexual in the frontcourt.

"Both groups woke up Friday morning to a totally different reality, thanks to an eight-player blockbuster trade in the wee hours of the night that changed the faces of both teams ..."

Boy, you can say THAT again. Actually, the original AP story had Rudy Gay's name correct. What's reprinted above is the version edited by Christian news service, ONENEWSNOW. You see, the good folks at ONENEWS think "gay" is a bad word and so they have installed some sort of program that automatically replaces "gay" with "homosexual." Often with hilarious results. Read the rest here.

Trust us, you'll have a homosexual old time.

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