WTF-TV
Fly on the Wall wants to start 2018 with a long slow clap for the WMC-5 team who have finally perfected the TV news formula.
In one innovative Tweet about freezing temperatures, these folks figured out how to make the weather report a crime story — and for kids!
Tennessee GOP
Scott Desjarlais, of Tennessee’s House of Representatives, has spent the last week being mocked online following claims that God has forgiven the Christian, pro-life conservative for having extramarital sex with his patients and pressuring women in his life to have abortions.
@TheTweetOfGod responded to Desjarlis’ claim saying, “I most certainly did not, fat Vin Diesel.”
Dammit, Gannett!
“The cat came back. But it wasn’t the next day. It was two years later.” — from “Cat Back With Joyful Owners After Two Years,” the story of a Clarksville family that lost their cat then got it back, printed in The Commercial Appeal.