If we’re reading Local 24’s tweetย correctly, a shooting occurred 17,999 years in the future, on a thoroughfare that doesn’t exist in this timeline: Avenue Ave.

This tweet raises a number of questions but I’m mostly interested in the deterioration markers CSI officers use to develop a forensic profile of victims that won’t be murdered for thousands of years.ย 

I guess we’ll just have to read the whole story to find out.