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Fun with cars

Bye Felicia

Fly on the Wall has shared many images of WMC reporter and trendsetter Jason Miles crawling under a car to illustrate his story. Now, for the sake of symmetry, here's a picture of Miles' colleague Felicia Bolton standing on top of a car.

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"I'm standing on a car that's not moving right now," Bolton said, in a brave report from the station's Union Avenue WMC parking lot, where the journalist never once shied away from the fact that she was, in fact, standing on the roof of a silver, four-door compact like a crazy person. Bolton was narrating a story that had taken place at Mud Island's Greenbelt Park, where an 8-year-old fell from the roof of a moving car. Bolton's own vehicle remained safely parked near the news van, and at no point was she flung to the asphalt.

Happy "Carjacker"

A Memphis security guard has been arrested and charged with multiple counts of indecent exposure. Todd Albritton was arrested last week after being identified as the man caught on cell phone videos, while driving around Memphis naked. According to various, extremely awkward news reports, Albritton was also "pleasuring himself." To be fair, the alleged self-pleasuring "carjacker" was never completely naked. He was always seen wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses. And a smirk.

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