Fly on the Wall 1377 

Sheila Butt's plug, Brian Kelsey's bull run, and Tony Allen's spa experience

Money Shot

Your Pesky Fly doesn't take sides in electoral politics. Nevertheless, I'm compelled to put in a plug for District 64 Representative Sheila Butt, who has a racy new campaign logo. Yes, that is supposed to be a silhouette of the Maury County courthouse set against the background of the Tennessee state flag. It also looks a like the climactic scene in a porn film.

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Viva los Toros!

Pamplona's encierrÓ, or "running of the bulls," always claims a few casualties. This year, two Americans were injured and one British man was gored in the groin. But State Senator Brian Kelsey, the pride of East Memphis, dodged all the hooves and horns without incident. Here's a post-run photo of Kelsey with his friend and fellow bull-runner Pedro.

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Tony Tweets

In a series of tweets, SuperGrizz Tony Allen exposed the hidden dangers of getting a couples' massage at the day spa. Grammatical errors are his own.

• "I'll never get in a jacuzzi at a day spa again. Dude just jumped in Butt Naked i had to get out of Dodge."

• "I'm calling the police"

• "I thought u was supposed to at least have on swimming trunks."

• "See I wouldn't of ran in to this problem if, I didn't have go get a couplesmassage "

Lesson learned.

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