Fly on the Wall 1495
by Chris Davis
Signs
The Pony, "America's Strip Club," is a welcoming environment for those suffering from celiac disease. Gluten-free lap dances are available upon request.
Kids, study hard. So, when it's your turn to man the digital street signs of tomorrow, you'll know how to spell traffic. Memphis AF. Only without the F.
Verbatim
"I'll just go into every game with the mentality that it's a road game, if that's how it's going to be." — Chandler Parsons. The injury-prone, $23 million-per-year Grizzlies forward's feelings were hurt when he was booed.
Neverending Elvis
People magazine confirmed that Elvis' ex-wife, Priscilla Presley, is still a member of the Church of Scientology. Recent reports in U.K. tabloids claimed Presley had left the religion founded by science-fiction author L. Ron Hubbard and no longer believed she was an immortal space alien in human form.
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