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Peck's Pearls

In a recent column about his daughter's wedding, Commercial Appeal editor Chris Peck dropped this nugget of wisdom: "Weddings have it all over funerals." Well, the first dance is less awkward, anyway.

Dear Pesky Fly I

The Rev. George Brooks is back and in rare form. For those who can't remember the last congressional election, Brooks is the Jew-bashing minister from Murfreesboro who has been conducting a one-man war against U.S. congressman Steve Cohen who, according to Brooks, is unfit to represent Christians. A recent letter from Brooks included this photo of Cohen engaged in the ancient pastime of "getting up in the grill" of a giant Jesus.

Got Them Charges

Have you been caught sipping on that Goose or rolling on that X and the police won't let you loose unless you come up with a check? Well, too bad. T. Flowers, the attorney famous for his gritty hip-hop radio ads, was suspended for three years after a panel determined that he failed to act diligently on behalf of several clients.

Dear Pesky Fly II

Nothing gets our attention like a handwritten message in red magic marker scrawled at the top of a photocopy of pages from the Bible. After receiving just such an epistle, we can report that a "BIBLICAL WORLDWIDE MONEY CRASH IS COMING SOON WITH THE RAPTURE."

A portion of the text: "Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as if it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last days." In other words, watch out for zombie money.

By Chris Davis. E-mail him at davis@memphisflyer.com.

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