FUN WITH YOUR IN-BOX 

FUN WITH YOUR IN-BOX

The Fly certainly gets his share of e-mail,solicited and un-. Why, just this morning, he was offered all sorts of wonderful services. They were, in order: "Avoid job monotony," "Sleep off the lbs.," "Grow a king-sized penis," "Someone at work likes you," "Your high school sweetheart is looking for you," "Be debt-free," "Win a million dollars," "Grow young," "End pain," and -- last but not least -- "Get rid of Spam." Gosh, all those direct marketers really do9 want to make our lives better, don't they?

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