Miss Pat once contacted Fly on the Wall with a funny story which, for unknown reasons, we didn't publish. It seems she was walking down the Main Street Mall on her way to work one morning when she was approached by a naked homeless man begging for money. She told him in no uncertain terms that she was not in the habit of giving money to "butt-nekkid strangers," and suggested that he move along. The naked man then became indignant, as naked men often will, and told Miss Pat, "Lady, that wig ain't workin' for you." In our telephone conversation Miss Pat, who did not actually wear a wig, asked in all earnestness, "Should I be upset because a naked homeless man thinks I have bad hair?" Did we mention that she would be missed? Terribly.
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