Kick-Ass Juice 

Got the Monday-morning blues? Need something for that post-barbecue fest hangover? If so, now might the perfect time to try Steven Seagal’s Lighting Bolt Energy Drink!

“With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversaries' faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!”

For more information on how you can have the energy of Memphis' martial arts master, go here.

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