MOUSE WALKS INTO A BAR (CONT'D) 

MOUSE WALKS INTO A BAR (CONT'D)

Encouraged by the U of M study, Fly on the Wall s own team of world-renowned scientists has turned its extremely valuable attention to studying alcoholism in mice. We ve begun the task by crafting small T-shirts with Greek letters printed on them. While drinking among the mice will be purely voluntary, any who do not partake will be called sissy and subjected to ridicule. These mice will, of course, not be allowed to mate, and some nondrinking, nonmating mice may eventually have their T-shirts taken away from them.

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