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New NSA Slogans 

In light of the recent revelation of the vast collection of American's phone data, the Obama Administration and the National Security Agency have been taking a public relations beating. In order to combat this, the Administration has turned to the advertising agency of Cooper/Sterling/Draper/Targaryen/Lannister to come up with slogans designed to soften the impact. The following suggested slogans were leaked to the Fly by an unnamed source. But it was probably that Snowden guy.
The NSA: We Can Hear You Now!
Hey, That Private Data Is Sexy. We'd tap that!
Only Criminals And Degenerates Need Privacy.
Can We Get Your Digits? That Was A Rhetorical Question. Of Course We Can!
If You Don't Like The Government Recording Your Private Data, You Might Be A Terrorist! (Get Jeff Foxworthy's asking price to appear)
Honestly, Rick Smith of Des Moines, Iowa, We Didn't Listen In On Your Fight With Your Girlfriend. But She's Clearly In The Right.
You Know Who Liked Privacy? Hitler.
The NSA: Think Of Us As A Slightly Less Intrusive Facebook.
Constitution/Shmonstitution. Feh!
You Can't Spell "Freedom Is Super American!" Without F-I-S-A.
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