SENATORS AND MONSTERS 

SENATORS AND MONSTERS

"It was a heinous and dishonest thing to do," Senator Bill Frist has admitted. "I was going a little crazy." And what exactly was this awful act that drove our current majority leader so near the brink? Well, according to his book, "Transplant: A Heart Surgeon's Account of the Life-and-Death Dramas of the New Medicine, young William H. Frist, while still in medical school, would approach animal shelters claiming that he wanted to adopt a kitty. He would then kill the animals and do medical experiments on them. Let's hope our "crazy" Senate majority leader is now medicated, for all the little kitties' sakes -- and, of course, for the interns'.

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