sunday, 2 

sunday, 2

Sade at the Pyramid....Well, I'm in a quandary. Im supposed to receive my big $300 tax-relief check this week -- isn't itpathetic that George W. Bush is trying to pay us to persuade us not to wince in agony when we see his image or hear his voice? -- and I just can't decide how to spend it. I thought about buying some exotic Red Light District wear at the new Betty's Amnesterdam shop but A) I look a little pedculiar in red leather thigh-high boots and a thong and B) I'm afraid one of the chidlren at the day care center directly next door might see me. I also had an idea for a vengeful scheme: Use the money to hire a Jolly Royal furniture truck and have it go around and park in the driveways of the homes of all the people I'm mad at, making it look like a delivery but I'm not mad at anyone, so that will ahve to wait....

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