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To the tune of: "Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye" (public domain) by Gus Kahn and Randy Haspel Kiss Chris Christie goodbye/ Goodbye Christie don't cry. You tried to close the bridge to Fort Lee/Because the mayor said you were portly. The scandal has you on…

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