Wooooh, Pig. NO Dana! 

Creighton Coach Dana Altman became the third coach to leave the University of Arkansas at the altar, following rejections from Billy Gillespie and John Calipari. After first accepting the offer to coach the basketball Razorbacks, Altman reconsidered and decided to remain at Creighton.

Arkansas Athletic Director Frank Broyles has announced he will now go after UCLA Hall of Fame Coach John Wooden, and if he's not available, he's reportedly leaning toward the assistant coach of the Bald Knob Junior High Lady Gobblers.

We're making some of this up. Stay tuned for more wacky adventures in Fayetteville.


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