The Tech Revolution
• Everything’s up to date in Heber City, Utah, where the police department has been trying out an AI program that writes up reports based on body camera footage, FOX13-TV reported on Jan. 4. “I’m saving myself about six to eight hours weekly now,” said Sgt. Rick Keel. But one report went a little sideways: The AI said an officer had shape-shifted into a frog. “The body cam software and the AI report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be The Princess and the Frog,” Keel said. “That’s when we learned the importance of correcting these AI-generated reports.” So much for all that saved time. [FOX13, 1/4/2026]
• Many hospitals single out the baby born closest to midnight as the new year turns over, as did Lifebridge Health’s Carroll Hospital in Westminster, Maryland. WMAR-TV reported that Hudson Oakley Winkler was the star this year, born just after midnight on Jan. 1. Hudson’s parents didn’t have any problem agreeing on a name for their new son; “Hudson’s name was generated and selected using ChatGPT!” the hospital announced. Hudson’s parents work in the county’s police department and public school system. [WMAR, 1/4/2026]
Fish Story
Popular Japanese sushi chain Sushizanmai made news on Jan. 5 when its parent company paid $3.24 million for a single bluefin tuna, Reuters reported. It was the highest price ever paid at the Toyosu fish market in Tokyo. “I thought that [the winning bid] would come in a little bit lower,” said Kiyoshi Kimura, the company’s CEO, who is also known as the Tuna King. The 536-pound fish was transported to the chain’s headquarters, then sliced up and distributed to its restaurants. [Reuters, 1/5/2026]
Buried Treasure
About 500 miles north of Perth, Australia, local Quoin Sellenger got a tip last week from a friend who was diving in the crystal-clear Indian Ocean: There was a safe in the seabed. So, ABC News reported, Sellenger and his daughter headed up to the site. They lifted the heavy box onto the back of their Jet Ski and took it back to land, where he posted a photo on Facebook in search of the owner. Sellenger then recruited his friend Brad to help break into the safe, which was emitting a strong smell. “I was hoping there was like a big gold bar in there, I guess,” Sellenger said. But alas, the only treasure was an expired and pungent package of beef jerky. “It’s a very well-known reef in Shark Bay, and someone has put it there with the intention of it being found, I believe,” Sellenger said. He has handed over the safe to the Western Australia police. [ABC News, 1/6/2026]
Need a Job?
Smithsonian Magazine reported on Jan. 7 that the British Museum has a job opening: dedicated treasure hunter. In 2023, the museum revealed that 1,500 of its Greek and Roman artifacts had been stolen, were missing, or had been damaged. The items include gems, glass, and jewelry dating back to between the 15th and 19th centuries B.C. “We want to get as much staffing as we can to try and push ahead,” said Thomas Harrison, head of the museum’s Greek and Roman collections. About 600 pieces have been recovered already after being listed on eBay or coming up for auction. No information on the qualifications for such a position, although owning a fedora and whip couldn’t hurt. [Smithsonian, 1/7/2026]
Bright Idea
A Chinese shopping center has solved its problem of people smoking in the restrooms, Oddity Central reported on Dec. 31. The Shuibei International Center posted signs reading, “Smoking makes the glass transparent.” And sure enough, when smoke is detected, the special doors become see-through. “Resist the urge to smoke, unless you want to become internet famous!” reads another sign. When the glass clears, a loud announcement rings out: “This is a public place where smoking is prohibited. For your own health and the health of others, please do not smoke here.” One social media commenter posted, “Smoking in men’s restrooms in China is practically [ubiquitous]. I think this is a great idea.” [Oddity Central, 12/31/2025]
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