Beach Bashing?

To the Editor:

I would like to respond to several comments

that Bianca Phillips made in her recent article regarding

my club, South Beach (“Miami Vice,” June 19th issue).

South Beach has a strictly enforced and

nondiscriminatory dress code that is posted on the front door.

As Phillips stated, the club doesn’t cater to any

particular crowd but to “folks of all colors, shapes, and sizes.”

That, to me, is a good thing. As to her comments about

the dancing, she failed to mention that South Beach has

a new, improved hardwood dance floor that is large

enough to handle a wide range of dancing styles and tastes.

Now a word about Bloody Marys: If Phillips

prefers spicy Bloody Marys, she should communicate

this to her server in advance.Bartenders will not make

it spicy unless the customer requests it that way.

And why was she surprised that we serve “pub

grub”? She was in a club!She should go back to Midtown

if she’s looking for a vegan menu. I feel that she used

her article to get back at the club for refusing to allow

“her escort” inside. I’m sure not everyone from Arkansas is

as vindictive as Phillips. Shame on your paper for

allowing her to bash a nice place to dance and party.

Cal Millner

Memphis

Misfire?

To the Editor:

The “Fly on the Wall” column in your June

19th issue went amiss in several particulars.

First, because people at AScribe Newswire told

gun dealers that they were buying a gun for someone

other than themselves, the writer concluded that the

dealers were willing to sell guns to persons who

planned to give them to felons. The fact that said caller

told the gun dealers that their boy/girlfriend really

“needs it” seems to have been proof positive of this evil

intent. His conclusion doesn’t necessarily follow.

The most logical conclusion to be drawn is that

said friend was not a felon but merely some innocent

soul who needed a gun to protect himself. Surely, your

writer doesn’t deny such people or their loved ones the right

to self-defense. Surely, your writer knows that a

Department of Justice study concluded that the single most

effective means of coming out of an encounter with

an attacker alive is to defend yourself with a gun, and that

is true whether or not the attacker is armed with a gun.

Your writer doesn’t know the first thing about

the subject matter. If he did, he’d know that the

Second Amendment protects the right of people to “keep

and bear arms” for self-defense. Finally, he’d know

that, although we may not like it, the Constitution

prohibits denying the right to keep and bear arms to

convicted felons. What is constitutional and what we

like are not always the same thing.

William T. Mitchell

Memphis

Just Retribution

To the Editor:

When I wrote “Parked in Traffic” (June 5th

issue), I assumed it would be obvious to everyone that it was a

tongue-in-cheek look at an admittedly trivial but bothersome daily

problem for myself and 60,000 or so other people who bear

the same commute. It seems that this fact eluded Gil Hayes

(Letters, June 19th issue), along with the real point of the

article, which he inadvertently made again with his letter — that

any inconvenience suffered by suburban deserters is considered

nothing more than just retribution by many of those inside the

240 loop.

There is, of course, no real defense for the

unpardonable choice I and my fellow suburbanites made, but I would beg

you to consider this: Much of the latticework of asphalt we call

Memphis proper was “greenspace” (whiner-speak for

cotton and bean fields) when I was born. The reason the

current arrangement is so livable and, apparently,

smugly self-satisfying is that the planning commission and

zoning board of half a century ago didn’t allow the

ONLY road to your house to become a retailing combat

zone. Any remedy we try now is certainly a poor substitute

for adequate planning in the 1980s, but something must

and will be done, in spite of Hayes’ heroic willingness to

endure the suffering of others.

Dan Johnson

Memphis

Accurate Diagnosis

To the Editor:

In “‘Real’ Memphis” (Viewpoint, June 19th

issue), Mary Cashiola wrote that “Robin … complained

about having to get a bikini wax, about getting her hair

dyed, having to work out, doing a photo shoot with a

snake, and so on … “

That caused me to recall what the late William

Ernest Hocking wrote in his Types of

Philosophy: “Anyone can complain; but to see precisely what is wrong is a

gift. Accurate diagnosis comes from a unique power of

vision and indicates the likelihood of an equally unique

capacity to remedy the fault.”

Mary Cashiola has both.

Arthur H. Prince

Memphis

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