CREDIT: Courtesy Taco Bell

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Taco Bell launched breakfast service to locations across the country today, the occasion making a minor holiday for junk food fans who have longed for their greasy morning favorites to finally be delivered in a bag, from a window, and in taco form.

Despite the anticipation, the Memphis Taco Bell location at Third and Crump was quiet and its drive through lane was empty. I paid the $4.36 for the combo and sped away to the Memphis Flyer headquarters on Tennessee Street.

Taco Bell has been flashing photos like these in the weeks-long run-up to the breakfast launch.

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  • Courtesy Taco Bell

Here’s mine.

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The thing was a little tough to get out of the box. Iโ€™m not sure the waffle taco is really driving food.

How was it? Well, the waffle was chewy and vaguely sweet. The rest was that same warm, salty goodness of fast-food egg and sausage that you can enjoy if you turn your brain off. Oh, and the hashbrown was fried, salty, and what youโ€™d expect.

Nutrition stats on the Taco Bell breakfast are plainly available on the chainโ€™s website. But thatโ€™s hardly the point. If youโ€™re getting breakfast in a bag, from a window, with a soft drink, youโ€™re in a hurry, hung over, a fast-food fanboy, or just plain curious.