1. The Commercial Appeal reports that Shelby County has more registered sex offenders than any other county in Tennessee: 1,189 compared to 1,104 in Nashvilleโ€™s Davidson County — a difference of just 85 people, but enough to make us number one. Why is it that whenever our community is top-ranked, itโ€™s usually for something bad?

2. How many times are people going to leave children in hot vehicles? A daycare owner inadvertently dismantles the siren that reminds workers to check their vans after unloading kids, resulting in a baby left in a rear seat. And a mother somehow forgets she has her child with her when she parks to go shopping. In both cases, the children were found (and rescued) in time. What will it take? A leash law?

3. A barbecue contest pitting some of Chicagoโ€™s best cookers against cookers from Memphis declares that the Windy City makes the best โ€™cue. The fact that the cookoff was held in Chicago had nothing to do with the results, weโ€™re sure. To use a barbecue term: Hogwash!

4. The town of Arlington becomes the latest Shelby County community to leave the Memphis Public Library System, joining Germantown, Collierville, and Millington. Whoโ€™s next? Memphis?