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By the time this issue of the paper comes out, it will have come and
gone, but right now, it’s one of the more interesting things that has
happened during the brief time Barack Obama has been in office: The
president of the United States is trying to brainwash the children of
the country and turn them into communists by telling them in a
nationally televised speech that they should work hard in school, stay
in school, and make the most of the education they are getting. I can
hardly believe he is going to do this. I am worried about our kids.
It’s going to interrupt their school day. It’s going to make our
children think he is some kind of god that they have to worship. It’s
going to warp their minds to the point that they are going to feel
compelled to like colored people, whether they want to or not. I am
shocked.
How dare the president of United States try to force his political
agenda on these kids! I don’t blame the parents who are keeping their
children out of school that day, which happens to be the first day of
the school year for many of them. What a horrible way to get started
— hearing a short message from the president about the value of
education. I’m glad so many people have their children in all-white,
religious private schools so they are not subjected to this. It was
okay when George W. Bush read the goat book to those kids in Florida
while the Twin Towers in New York City were being rammed by airplanes,
because goat books aren’t veiled, subversive ploys to turn innocent
children into socialists by encouraging them to learn while they are in
school. I’m surprised Obama doesn’t have Fidel Castro join him in the
speech. No, that wouldn’t work, come to think of it. I don’t think
Castro is too keen on gay marriage, and I feel sure Obama will try to
work that into his speech so the children have to experience the gay
agenda.
And, boy howdy, don’t you know he is going to try to ram that
health-care crap of his down their throats. Just look how he did that
when delivering his nationally televised eulogy for Ted Kennedy. Oh, I
know a lot of people were in shock because he didn’t use that occasion
to say more about it, but you can bet he used some key words that
caused invisible rays of power to reach into people’s minds to make
them agree with him. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if he secretly
hypnotizes the children during the speech with some secret Soviet
voice-rhythm patterns to make them go home and tell their parents that
they now believe everyone should be able to go to the doctor when they
are sick and not lose their homes because of their medical bills. Just
watch the little tykes. They are all going to be asking for red
armbands for their birthdays, so they can be part of the Obama
revolution to take away the individual rights of all Americans.
Yes, parents, keep your children home and close to your side when
this dictator tries to force your children to adore Him. You don’t want
them to become Black Panthers, do you now? If you allow them to watch
his speech, that is going to be the inevitable outcome. After hearing
the president, your kids will probably murder you in your sleep, if you
say you didn’t vote for him. This subliminal message he will be sending
out, disguised as an encouraging 15-minute pep talk about staying in
school and working hard, should not be taken lightly. In fact, this is
pretty much the beginning of the end. Mark my words: Your children will
become part of the Obama Army, and you’ll be at their mercy when you
get old and need them to take care of you. If they don’t murder you in
your sleep, they’ll just have you killed in the hospital or the nursing
home by one of his death panels. Are you willing to let them attend the
first day of school and run this risk? I should think not!