Did you know that if you kill a man in St. Louis you could be executed for the crime, but if you kill the same man across the river in East St. Louis, you will only go to prison? States with capital punishment are veryย pro-choice, at least when it comes to methods of execution. Among the 37 death-penalty states, there are five different ways to go: the electric chair, the rope, the needle, the gas chamber, or a firing squad.ย
The death penalty stirs strong emotionsย on both sides. Abolitionists claim thatย since man did not create life, it’s not hisย toย take, without exception. Advocates say that it is a deterrent to violent crime and the ultimate justice for its victims.ย George Carlin said that death was more than justย a penalty. A penalty is something that happens in hockey. Death is a bit more permanent. I have given this issue a great deal of thought. I have looked at it fromย Judeo-Christian-Zen-Hindu points of view, including the consideration ofย both karmic laws and state laws. I haveย contemplated its inhumanity and whatever is the philosophical opposite when it comes to putting aย person to death. I have examined the costs and the morality. I have perused the holy texts, including the Bhagavad Gita,ย and I have come to agree with the wisdom of my Texas cousins: “Some people just need killin’.”
I know that admission may shock some of my progressive friends, but I’m conflicted here. Iย realize thatย the Christian point of viewย ought toย be no executions โ no exceptionsย because Jesus Himself stopped one. Iย guess stoningย was a particularly cruel manner of capital punishment, depending on the size of the rocks, but Jesus said, “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.” Then again, the Old Testament calls for “an eye for an eye.” So, many conservatives cheeredย for Texas governor Rick Perry’s heavyweight championshipย of execution during the Republican debates. But it’s an ongoing spiritualย mystery howย so many Rock of Ages absolutistsย can be both pro-lifeย yet alsoย favor the death penalty.ย Irrespective of theย fervor of the faithful, if karmaย works in the same wayย as the laws of cause and effect, and someone has committed a crime soย horrible that he will return to this lifeย with some type of deformity, we’d be doing him a favor to give him a little nudge along the path ofย his spiritual journey.
Every day, I see someone walk out of prison who was on death row. Advances in forensics and other technologies have freed men held captive for decades while others have surely been wrongly put to death. In Texas, they do itย for a hobby, likeย hot dog eatersย trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. On the other hand,ย Charles Manson may well have reachedย cult-like status anyway if the death penalty were not eliminated in California in 1972, but he wouldn’t have stayed alive long enough to record new CDs and become this country’s convict with the most correspondence. I doubt that John Wayne Gacy’s paintings would stillย be on the market if he hadn’t had all that time in prison to paint so many of them.
The most egregious example is mass murderer Richard Speck. Speck’s was the first particularly horrifying mass slaying to be made public during the media age. In 1966, Speck raped, tortured, and murdered eight student nurses in their beds at their Chicago apartment. He was quickly captured and sentenced to death, but a Supreme Court decisionย created a four-year moratorium on state execution, under which Speck’s life was spared. He later claimed he never really had a reason to kill those girls and thatย it was so messy, if he could go back, it would just be a simple house burglary.
If there were ever a candidate for capital punishment, it would be Richard Speck. But the evidence was not necessarily in the trialย so much asย in the prison video Speck made before he died of natural causes at age 50. The footage is still so gag-inducing it makes me ill to conjure the memory, but without being expansive, Speck is featured snorting coke with his jail lover and showing off new,ย surgically enlarged man-breasts. He says to the “videographer,” “If the public only knew how much fun we’re having.”
At that point, I stopped caring about deterrence or cost or philosophy or ethics โ I just wished thatย guy wasย dead. But, “vengeance is mine,” sayeth the Lord. Fair enough. But it’s also said, “The Lord helps those who help themselves.”ย Face it, there are some people who areย just dying to meet their maker and doing it inย so gruesome aย way that we, as a society, need to accommodate them. These times in which we live are so dark thatย violent crimes have becomeย increasinglyย brutal and depraved โ and committed withย such savagery โ that the perpetrators have forfeited their right to live on this planet and breathe the same air asย other humans. Game over.
The 1972 case that stopped all executions for a time was called Furman v. Georgia. It wasn’t because of a rigged trial or planted evidence; the court merely ruled that a more uniform system about what did and did not qualify for the death penalty needed to be put in place. So, let’s merely follow the court’s ruling andย narrow the criteria for the ultimate punishment. This would, of necessity, have to be a federal law, just to overrule the “try ’em and fry ’em”ย regimen of some of our more trigger-happy states. To my mother’s regret, I am not an attorney, but I’ll bet that some legal statutes couldย be writtenย on a national level, like the voting age, thatย regulate the conditions necessary forย and theย method of execution. Leaving a matter of this magnitude to the states has created the chaos we are currently witnessing.ย
I once believed that the correctย solution was not to kill theย murderers, just lock them in a cage like mad dogs. Forget about rehabilitation or exercise, just slide their foodย under a crack in the door and let nature do its work. But in recent decades,ย a category of soulless criminal has emerged that just doesn’t deserve any more foodย and water. For example, anyone committing a mass slaying or spree killingย is good to go. Anybody who tortures and murders for kicksย is hot to trot.ย Serial child predators, including clergy,ย win a freeย ticket to the afterlife. Now that might serve as a deterrent.
Randy Haspel writes the blog Born-Again Hippies, where a version of this column first appeared.

