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Most people go to graveyards to pay their respects to the dead, study the tombstones, research their family trees, admire the landscaping, and โ€” oh, there are all sorts of reasons.

But this Thursday evening, September 24th, you can โ€” and should โ€” go to Elmwood Cemetery to attend the book-signing for Veiled Remarks, a really fine book produced by my friend Melissa Anderson Sweazy, a super-talented writer and photographer.

Subtitled “A Curious Compendium for the Nuptially Inclined,” the book is a nice collection (hence the word “compendium” you see) of all sorts of historical tidbits and oddities relating to marriage, such as: an Old English rhyme for predicting the best day to marry, Charles Darwinโ€™s pro and con list concerning marriage, etiquette expert Emily Post on how to handle broken engagements, notable figures in history who suffered cold feet on their wedding day, and โ€” my personal favorite โ€” โ€œa brief history of the syphilis test required by most states in the early twentieth century for a marriage license.โ€

Not that those test results had anything to do with the Lauderdales’ many broken engagements, I assure you. What ARE you thinking?

Now why would Melissa hold this event at Elmwood? Well, she’ll tell you all about that when you arrive. At least I hope she will.

The book signing begins at 5 p.m. in the Elmwood Chapel (just inside the main entrance) and will last until the hundreds of thousands of people who read this blog have gone home. I myself may make a rare public appearance, which is reason enough for you to attend.

For more information about the book, go here.