It's the Friday before a 3-day weekend. That mythic time when the clock moves at half speed, yet you can't get any work done because the people you need to talk to are already on vacation.
So here's some light reading.
A man in Tipton County unearthed the jawbone of an extinct mammoth-like species while digging a swimming pool. (No word on whether or not a frozen Brendan Fraser was also found.)
Mel Gibson is still a racist. Tapes have surfaced of him dropping N-bombs, C-bombs, and all sorts of other bombs in arguments with his former girlfriend. Read the asterisk-filled account here.
more updates to come...