Phlo
Member since Apr 28, 2009
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Re: “2 Chicks and a Broom Relocates”
"On numerous occassions our chicks were late or did not stay the entire time."
Exactly like my last trip to Vegas.
Re: “Modern-Day Slavery”
Haven't complimented the Flyer staff in some time. Sorry. With that, let me say this is one hell of an issue. Nice work, all. Best team in town.
Re: “Letter From the Editor”
"Charles Krauthammer is to wisdom what monkeys are to quantum entanglement."
Bingo. Were it not for his stunning resemblance to Robert Redford, he'd have no credibility with anyone.
Re: “The Rant”
I'll miss George Jones. He was most certainly a legend. I wish I hadn't consumed so much vodka the day he died and drunkenly enlisted myself as a Bielieber. I'm going to regret that. Long live No Show!
Re: “Fallout From GOP Falling-Out”
"...everyone should take their balls and go home.."
Exactly what my first wife said to me and my Old English Sheepdog before the divorce.
Re: “Death by Cop”
Already planning Christmas for my family this year. I'm buying all my nieces and nephews those precious little pink or blue Crickett rifles. They're gonna love it! Just a real shame so many of us won't be around for New Year's. But, hey! What the hell, ya know?
Re: “Westboro Baptist Church Plans To Picket Graceland”
Is it going to cost us $175,585 like it did with the KKK? I'm a little thin this week, Memphis.
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