Zoo Lights returns this weekend. (Photo: Courtesy Memphis Zoo)

๐ŸŽ„ Bright Light! Bright Light!
With Thanksgiving in the rearview mirror, no longer can I cry foul when someone brings up the topic of the holiday season. So here I am ready to embrace it. Bring on the Gremlins, itโ€™s Christmastime, MFers.* The lights are already aglow, not a second to be wasted. Just check out these hot spots already spreading the holiday cheer this weekend, just a day after the poor olโ€™ turkey gobbled its last gobble. 

  • Holiday Wonders at the Garden, Memphis Botanic Garden, select nights November 24th-December 30th, $15-$20
  • Enchanted Forest Festival of Trees, Museum of Science & History, on display through December 31st, $6/children (3-12), $6/seniors, $7/adults
  • Starry Nights, Shelby Farms Park, select nights November 24th-December 31st, $15.95-$35
  • Zoo Lights, Memphis Zoo, select nights November 24th-January 6th, $14/members, $19/nonmembers
  • <NEW!> Deck the Diamond, AutoZone Park, select nights November 24th-December 31st, $33.88
    Deck the Diamond is a walk-through experience with over 190 lighting structures including large walk-through tunnels, archways, animals, presents, and trains all centered around a 60-foot Christmas tree. Guests will enjoy festive food and drinks, holiday activities, an ice-skating rink, musical entertainment, scheduled appearances by Santa and Mrs. Claus, fireworks, and much more. 

*MFers=Memphis Flyer Readers. Shorthand, baby.

๐Ÿ Glow Goat Yoga
Overton Park Shell
Friday, November 24, 4:30 p.m. and 6 p.m.
I donโ€™t know who came up with goat yoga or why or how, but, hey, no judgment here. The Flyer is a judgment-free zone. For the most part. (Iโ€™m definitely not side-eying anyone right now, who knows exactly who they are and what they did and why Iโ€™m side-eying them.) But the goats, well, we canโ€™t guarantee they wonโ€™t judge. We canโ€™t guarantee anything when it comes to goats. And thatโ€™s why goat yoga is a hit: You never know whatโ€™s going to happen. This Black Friday, 901Goats is hosting two sessions of Glow Goat Yoga, with complimentary glow sticks and a fun neon vibe. Dress in your favorite neon colors, and bring a yoga mat or beach towel (or rent a mat for an extra five bucks). Tickets are $25 and can be purchased here. Goat for it. Hehe, or as a goat would say, Baaahahaha. Sorry, I hope I havenโ€™t gotten your goat.

๐ŸŽ Cirque Dreams Holidaze
Landers Center
Friday, November 24, 7 p.m.
As the nationโ€™s premier family holiday tradition, Cirque Dreams Holidaze will convey the magic of the season with a Broadway-style production infused with contemporary circus arts. The show features a world-renowned cast of performers accompanied by an ensemble of aerial circus acts, sleight-of-hand jugglers, fun-loving skippers, breath-catching acrobatics, and much more. Tickets are $42.50 and can be purchased here.

๐ŸŽถ 1st Annual M-Town Funk & Blues Fest
Cannon Center For The Performing Arts
Saturday, November 25, 5 p.m.
This fest is bringing the funk and blues to Downtown. Midnight Star, Original Lakeside, Memphisโ€™ own Larry Dodson and band, southern soul sensation OB Buchana, and the iconic Bobby Rush will rock the house all night long. Tickets start at $72 and can be purchased here.

๐ŸŽต Tatsuya Nakatani Gong Orchestra
Off The Walls Arts
Sunday, November 26, 7 p.m.
Master percussionist Tatsuya Nakatani returns with his locally-sourced Gong Orchestra. Indeed, local musicians are trained in Nakataniโ€™s technique for playing his adapted bowed gong, and he conducts them in a performance of his original composition. Each show is unique, so you wonโ€™t want to miss this show. Our writer Alex Greene interviewed Nakatani before his last performance in Memphis, so read more about the orchestra here. Tickets are $22.53 and can be purchased here

๐Ÿฆซ Full Beaver Moonrise Walk Over Big River Crossing
Big River Crossing
Monday, November 27, 3:45 p.m.
Because I am mature, I will not tolerate any jokes about the Full Beaver thatโ€™s about to grace Memphisโ€™ skyline. The Beaver Moon, as you immature folk will be happy to learn, is named for the time of year when beavers begin to take shelter in their hidey-holes for the winter ahead. To honor the Full Beaver, Big River Crossing is hosting a free, two-mile moonrise walk, where youโ€™ll be in the perfect spot to watch the Full Beaver make its way over Downtown Memphis. The walk starts just before sunset and before the full moonโ€™s rise. Remember, the walk is free, but gratuities are appreciated. Reserve a spot here.

โ˜• FREE Yoga at Comeback Coffee
Comeback Coffee
Tuesday, November 28, 1 p.m.
Tuesday afternoons are the busiest times for those of us on the Flyer production team โ€” thatโ€™s when weโ€™re wrapping up the paper before we send it off to the printers. So if you can make time on a Tuesday afternoon for a yoga session, well, youโ€™re in luck, thanks to Sana Yoga offering a Downtown all-levels class at Comeback Coffee. And to sweeten the deal, it’s free โ€” and you know we love things that are free. (Thatโ€™s why our paper is free. Support us, hint hint.) Just show up, unroll your mat, and you will also get a discount on your choice of beverage afterwards. Whatโ€™s the catch? Seems like there isnโ€™t one. Well, except for you. Youโ€™re a catch. ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Candlelight: A Tribute to Adele
Overton Chapel
Thursday, November 30, 5:30-7:30 p.m.
Rumor has it, Adele is coming to Memphis, and Iโ€™m here to tell you two things: 1.) I created that rumor. 2.) That rumor is not true, my dude. Donโ€™t believe everything you read on the internet, even if itโ€™s by someone whoโ€™s an amazing journalist like myself. The truth is, the Listeso String Quintet is bringing the music of Adele to the Overton Chapel. The show will feature her hits, like โ€œHello,โ€ โ€œRumour Has It,โ€ โ€œSet Fire to the Rain,โ€ and more. Tickets start at $30 and can be purchased here.

๐Ÿฉบ Nurse Blake SHOCK ADVISED!
Orpheum Theatre
Thursday, November 30, 8 p.m.
Stand clear! Nurse Blake, aka Blake Lynch, is about to hit the Orpheumโ€™s stage to share new stories with a comedic twist about the ins and outs of being a nurse. Healthcare workers are going to pack the theaters, so itโ€™s sure to be the safest place and most fun place to be. Tickets ($39.50-$79.50) can be purchased here.

Thereโ€™s always something happening in Memphis. See a full calendar of events here.

Submit events here or by emailing calendar@memphisflyer.com.