CREDIT: Greg Cravens

About “Q & A With Frankie Dakin” (the 19-year-old Millington city alderman):

“Wasn’t this guy on The Bachelor?”โ€” tomguleff

About “Design Plans Unveiled for Overton Park Playground”:

“What if somebody drops their kid in the dog park and their dog in the kid park?” โ€” cdel

About “D.O.A. for Lipscomb Project” and the proposed Heritage Trail:

“This is nothing more than a land grab for the young, white and black professionals, who want to live close to downtown. They want to squeeze the original residents out and make a comfortable zone for the above-average young professionals who would like to have downtown as their playpen.” โ€” oldtimeplayer

About “Disappearing Ink” and the fate of newspaper political cartoonists:

“The Ungoverned have formed a vast conspiracy to destroy local editorial cartoons (and eventually turn newspapers into advertising-only rags) so that they can get away with anything they like on a local level. That’s what the voices told me.” โ€” Eron Tibbs

About “Tiger Football Home/Away Schedule for 2013”:

“Boise State is already a 75-point favorite.” โ€” lfine

Comment of the Week:

About “2012: The Hottest Year on Record for the U.S.”:

“No problem. I will just put my trailer up on a couple extra cinder blocks and buy myself a gondola.” โ€” GroveReb84