Romantic candlelit dinners at home are so clichรฉ. Get out of the house this weekend — with or without a date.

Spend tonight getting in touch with your feminine side at the annual V-Day Stoplight Campaign’s performance of The Vagina Monologues tonight at Minglewood Hall. The play costs $15 and begins at 8 p.m.

Because love and murder sometimes go hand in hand, don’t miss Death Du Jour Mystery Dinner Theaterย’s production of Love At Last Bite! The interactive murder mystery begins at 7 p.m. on Saturday at The Spaghetti Warehouse downtown.

Spending Valentine’s Day alone this year? Donย’t worry. The gals from the Memphis Roller Derby will console you with their third annual “Love Hurts” anniversary party. The party starts at 9 p.m. on Saturday at Newbyย’s and features live music by Dead-I-On and DJs Cupcakez and Cool Ice Cream.

If your relationship has gone stale, pick up some romance tips at the Erotegy event at Cafรฉ Soul on Saturday. The couples event includes a sex toy demo, a sexy dance performance, live music, and poetry reading. Erotegy begins at 9 p.m.

For a really cheap date, skip Valentineย’s Day and wait for Sunday’s free MLK Tribute by the Memphis Symphony Orchestra. Kishna Davis and the Memphis Central High School Choir will perform songs in memory of Martin Luther King Jr. The show begins at 7:30 p.m. Though it’s free, you still need a ticket, so call the symphony office at 537-2525.

For more weekend fun, check out the Flyer‘s searchable online listings.