“Crave, pine and yearn no more! Memphis Maeย’s has opened its doors in Croton-on-Hudson. Memphis Maeย’s is the first authentic southern BBQ restaurant in northern Westchester County. But Maeย’s is much more than finger lickinย’ good BBQ ย– it is an eclectic delectable collection of down-home comfort food served in a warm bistro-style setting.”

Ick. Combine a purple-prose press release with some damn Yankees trying to start a BBQ “bistro” in someplace called “Croton-on Hudson” (surely they made that up), and you’ve got the makings of a culinary disaster.