“Crave, pine and yearn no more! Memphis Maeยs has opened its doors in Croton-on-Hudson. Memphis Maeยs is the first authentic southern BBQ restaurant in northern Westchester County. But Maeยs is much more than finger lickinย good BBQ ย it is an eclectic delectable collection of down-home comfort food served in a warm bistro-style setting.”
Ick. Combine a purple-prose press release with some damn Yankees trying to start a BBQ “bistro” in someplace called “Croton-on Hudson” (surely they made that up), and you’ve got the makings of a culinary disaster.

