It’s a Sign!
If we remember our gangster movies correctly, “inside job” refers to a shocking betrayal. You know, a crime committed by someone who’s gained some level of trust and then used their “inside” knowledge to nefarious ends.
Depressing Headlines
According to a headline from Tulsa World online, U of M football coach “Justin Fuente says hometowns of Tulsa, Memphis very similar.” True, he was mostly talking about college recruiting issues, but even then, the article linked to a separate related story titled, “Tulsa picked to finish last in American Athletic Conference.”
Lawler Eats Puppies
Memphian and WWE legend Jerry “The King” Lawler tweeted that Denny’s is his new favorite place to eat and attached a photo of something called “Strawberry Pancake Puppies,” which is apparently what you get when a strawberry pancake and a hushpuppy love each other very much.
Elsewhere in Tennessee
Franklin, Tennessee’s most insightful Dude/Alderman Dana McLendon just wants to help his fellow bro. McLendon posted a YouTube video explaining “what you need to know about how to deal with women.” The instructional video uses a chart to measure a lady’s hotness against her craziness. Too much of the latter, McLendon says, may lead to regrets.