It’s the Friday before a 3-day weekend. That mythic time when the clock moves at half speed, yet you can’t get any work done because the people you need to talk to are already on vacation.
So here’s some light reading.
Willie Nelson on heaven, hell, karma, racism, etc.
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A man in Tipton County unearthed the jawbone of an extinct mammoth-like species while digging a swimming pool. (No word on whether or not a frozen Brendan Fraser was also found.)
The skeleton is from a trilophodon, which Google says looks like this:
- The Trilophodon: the #1 preferred extinct species among Japanese girls in bikinis.
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Mel Gibson is still a racist. Tapes have surfaced of him dropping N-bombs, C-bombs, and all sorts of other bombs in arguments with his former girlfriend. Read the asterisk-filled account here.
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“M. Night Shyamalan’s THE LAST AIRBENDER is a hate crime against film lovers.”
more updates to come…