Wait, What?
Folks in Camden, New Jersey, head to Donkey’s Place for their famous cheesesteaks, but it’s another of their icons that has the restaurant in the news. NJ.com reported on Jan. 7 that someone pilfered their walrus baculum — that’d be a penis bone — and owner Rob Lucas Jr. wants it back. Lucas said it’s a conversation piece and he often lets people guess what it is. Here’s how it went down: “The bartender handed it out for them [customers] to figure out what it was,” Lucas said. “She went to the back to do something else and then one dude stole it. We got his picture, but I don’t think he’s from around town.” Lucas said he doesn’t want to press charges. “We just want the thing back.” [NJ.com, 1/7/2026]
Well, This Is Awkward
CTV News reported on Jan. 6 that a Toronto-based sex toy store received a return of “adult items” accompanied by a letter from the U.S. Department of Defense. It seems the products had ended up on a U.S. naval base in Bahrain — a big no-no. “Please notify the sender that pornographic materials or devices are not allowed in the Kingdom of Bahrain,” the letter read. “We didn’t even know it was going to Bahrain until it came back to us months later,” said Bonjibon owner Grace Bennett, 34. “It just kind of unraveled this whole hilarious moment.” She wonders if the soldiers stationed there know that such products are off-limits. “This sounds like a you problem,” she said. “I’m sad they didn’t get their order.” [CTV News, 1/6/2026]
The Way the World Works
• A 19-year-old girl identified as Pim sought the wisdom of a fortuneteller in Pattaya, Thailand, early on New Year’s Day, The Independent reported. The sage, 38, told her that she would meet with misfortune and lose something valuable, and he suggested she pay him to avert the bad luck. She declined and walked away — then realized her iPhone was missing. Pim went back to the spot where the fortuneteller was working and confronted the man, who said the missing phone was proof of his accuracy. Bystanders stepped in and found the phone in the fortuneteller’s bag, and police were called. Pim’s phone was returned to her, and the shyster was taken into custody. [The Independent, 1/2/2026]
• Back in the 1940s, carpenters would sometimes slide a newspaper between the floorboards of a house to fix uneven planks, The Washington Post reported. On Jan. 14, contractor Vincent Vincent tore up boards in a home in Fargo, North Dakota, and unsurprisingly found a newspaper page from Oct. 6, 1946. When he showed the paper to the homeowner, Casey Chapman, 75, Chapman recognized someone in the photo on the page: his mother. “It was just a shock,” Chapman said. His family had no connection to the home before he bought it in 2017. That issue of the Fargo Forum featured the seven nominees for North Dakota Agricultural College’s homecoming queen, one of which was Marty Anderson, Chapman’s mom. (She won, by the way.) Anderson died in 2014. Chapman said she was “very active, and not afraid to take on leadership roles. My mother was a wonderful lady.” He and his wife have already framed the clipping and will hang it in their renovated bedroom. [Washington Post, 2/11/2026]
It Was Only a Matter of Time
Anthony Sapienza, 63, was charged with two counts of felony battery on Feb. 8 in Port Orange, Florida, after a brawl broke out during a pickleball game at the Spruce Creek Country Club, The Associated Press reported. Sapienza’s wife, Julianne Sapienza, 51, was charged with a single count of felony battery. The Sapienzas were playing against another couple when an argument began about a rule; words were exchanged between the men before the accused hit his opponent with his paddle, then punched him on the ground. Before it was all over, about 20 players became involved in the fight, police said. The victim was over age 65. [AP, 2/12/2026]
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