This invitation just fell across my desk:
The Interplanetary Church of the Cosmic Claus invites you to the Celebration of the Eye, with Rev. Harlan T. Bobo presiding.
This year’s services will be held in 3-D with a special appearance by the Eye. Glasses provided; free cookies at intermission.
December 18th and 19th at the Hi-Tone Cafe.
The Eye is upon you!
$7, with free admission for whoever returns the monkey stolen from Rev. Bobo at the 2008 services.
Get a free preview of the Celebration of the Eye with a live broadcast from Rev. Bobo on WEVL FM 89.9 today at 5 p.m.