The city of West Memphis has petitioned President Donald Trump to rename a portion of the Mississippi River, West Memphis River.
“We’re tired of Mississippi getting all the credit,” said Mayor [Marco] McClendon. “It’s time to put West Memphis on the map — literally.”
McClendon said the rebranding would come with new signage, tourism campaigns, and possibly a West Memphis River cruise port.
NAH! Those West Memphis folks were just having a laugh on April Fool’s Day. And they weren’t alone. The MEMernet was filled with all kinds of people, businesses, and organizations having a good time on social media Tuesday.
Here are a few:
Akbari what?!
Zoo what?!
“ANNOUNCEMENT: We’re expanding our Memphis identity in a bold new way.
“Memphis Zoo. Memphis, Egypt. Memphis, Tennessee. A pyramid at our entrance. It only made sense. We’re (very unofficially) launching Bass Pro at the Zoo. A concept that would bring a satellite Bass Pro Shops location right into our front plaza.
The idea? A one-of-a-kind experience. Guests could grab a camping stove, pick out the perfect tackle box, and then stroll straight into the heart of the Zoo. Maybe even roll a few frames in a tiny bowling alley near the tortoises.
“We mentioned the idea to Bass Pro. They haven’t responded. At all. So, for now, it remains a vision. But we’re putting it out into the world… because it’s April 1, and that’s what visionaries do.”
Nacho what?!
“You know we had to do it big for BBQ season! 🐷 Introducing “If You Smoke It, They Will Come.” A one-of-a-kind Imperial BBQ Nacho Stout, this is a creation that could only be Memphis Made!
“Brewed with corn chip malt and smoky pork shoulder puree, this porker of a stout packs a punch at 11.3 percent ABV (Be careful over the pit when you’re smashing these bad boys!) Available on tap every Tuesday at The Ravine and in 4-packs at all Memphis Publix locations, this conversation piece is sure to make a splash at one or both of our local May BBQ Competitions!
#memphisinmay #smokeslam #bbqfest #memphismade”
Sausage what?!
“Before Monogram Foods even unpacks at Crosstown Concourse, they’re already bringing the heat — literally. To celebrate their upcoming move, they’ve teamed up with us to introduce a Circle B Smoked Sausage-Scented Candle inspired by the bold flavors of Memphis and the vibrant energy of Crosstown.
“Founded in Memphis in 2004, Monogram Foods is a leading producer of meat snacks, hot dogs, bacon, and other packaged foods, supplying some of America’s most beloved brands. Their move to Crosstown Concourse will bring their innovative spirit and hometown pride to the heart of our community.
“🔥 The Circle B Smoked Sausage Candle – Smoky, savory, and guaranteed to make you crave a classic smoked sausage.
“This limited-edition candle will be available for purchase throughout Crosstown Concourse, including at @milisflowersandgifts
”Stay tuned for more updates as Monogram Foods settles into Crosstown!”
GTA what?!
”Super pumped about the new GTA!”
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“Side Quest Southaven Rendezvous
“Rico heads south of the border to grab 12kilos from the Chesteridge apartment complex. Little does he know, Brunnie B is also en route; and he hasn’t forgotten about the mess you made of his shop during the bust up. Meanwhile, Kitty Lee preps and wraps freshly packed powder for your arrival. This could get messy.
“Car 2018 Dodge Challenger Gauntlet
“Weapons Two Sig 365Ls and a sawed-off 12
”Objective Grab cargo and get back above the line by 5 O’clock”
Duck tour what?!
“Special April 1st Tour!
“Plunge into the silliness this April Fool’s Day with Meeman-Shelby Forest State Park’s one-of-a-kind, one day only, Submarine Tour of Poplar Tree Lake!
“Hop aboard with Ranger Chuckles as he steers through the stump-filled shallows in our cutting-edge, pedal-driven submarine — equipped with snorkels for quick getaways and a periscope that moonlights as a selfie stick.
“Be amazed by underwater spectacles like the rare migration of freshwater rubber ducks and the mysterious Poplar Tree Lake Kraken (spoiler alert: it’s just a giant bass).
“Secure your pretend tickets today for a laugh-out-loud journey that’ll leave you soaked in fun — metaphorically speaking!
“Stay tuned for more April Fool’s Day events that don’t really exist! 😂 “
River what?!
“🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MAYOR MCCLENDON 🚨
“Mayor McClendon has officially requested federal approval to rename a portion of the Mississippi River to…The West Memphis River.
“’We’re tired of Mississippi getting all the credit,’ said Mayor McClendon. ‘It’s time to put West Memphis on the map — literally.’”
The proposed section would span from the I-55 Bridge to the I-40 Bridge.
“‘We’re not trying to take the whole river,’” Mayor McClendon said. “’Just the best part.’”
“The rebranding would come with new signage, tourism campaigns, and possibly West Memphis may soon be home to a West Memphis River cruise port! Passengers can board for scenic tours newly renamed West Memphis River, taking in the sights, and sounds of the Delta in style.
”The petition has been submitted to the U.S. Board on Geographic Names and is now in the hands of President Trump. Stay tuned.”
Sauce what?!
“B.Y.O.B 🪣
“What’s the elite pizza dipping sauce? 🍕
Ranch lovers, this is your moment! For ONE DAY ONLY we’re filling up your bucket with our creamy ranch. No limits.”
Elwood’s what?!
“All sandwiches buy one get 3 free. One day April special. Today Only.”
