Memphis— Is child star/outsider weapons designer Amanda Bynes considering a run for the Memphis Mayor's office?
When asked to comment on a possible Bynes platform, an area politico who asked not to be named suggested that she might surround Mud Island with sharks and turn it into a prison for drug offenders.
"She said she'd get rid of all the rats," our source claims.
"Then she screamed at me and threw gas on what looked like a dog."
In the 14 years I've been the Flyer editor, I've gotten lots of hate mail. It mostly used to come in envelopes filled with pages of scrawled handwriting. I read them and put them in the wastebasket, chalking it up as a natural by-product of writing for a liberal paper in the conservative South. Lately, the angry folks have switched to email, and it comes in waves ...