s Joe Birch
needs to have a serious heart to heart with his scriptwriter. Or maybe high camp is what Action News 5 is going for these days.
Here's a Birch sample from Tuesday's newscast: "A fight. People run over. Crashes
... a video so shocking WMC Action News 5's Jerry Askin searched for some answers."
By "searching for answers" the famously helmet-haired anchor meant that the reporter asked random people what they thought about a thinly-sourced YouTube video. The clip in question seemed to show a fight and people being intentionally hit by cars. You can watch the weird reaction vid here.
Or you can just hang out here and marvel at the headline.