First I promised the fruitcake to Hungry Memphis' 1 millionth follower on Twitter (only 999,653 shy!). When that disappeared, I offered the romance novels. Now those are gone.
But, but... I've got something new: Pyramid of Soup.
This original piece of installation art is currently at the Flyer offices. I will have the artist personally install it at the home of the lucky 1 millionth follower.
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