Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Deep Thoughts

Posted By on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM

We at the Flyer are taking a week off to recharge for the new year. But I have had some thoughts and perhaps you will enjoy them.

1. I think you should mentally say "That's what she said," after reading a fortune cookie fortune. "In bed" is so tired. Here's an example from a cookie I just ate: "A big surprise awaits you." See?

2. I keep hearing about Starry Nights... Starry Nights is wonderful. Starry Nights sucks. Etc. etc. I went today at lunch to see for myself. Not impressed.

3. I really wish the media would do some, you know, end of the decade, end of the year lists. That would
be cool.

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4. Top 10 Reasons a Week Off at Christmas Rules: no alarm, pajamas, a morning fire, a second java pot, happy dogs, sunbeams on the floor, a big ol' Gibson guitar, thick socks, a quiet house, and rubbing it in when you see people who have to work.

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5. The new Sherlock Holmes movie is cool, but loud. Robert Downey is impossible not to watch. Except if Rachel McAdams is around.

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6. I made Paula Deen's green bean casserole for Christmas dinner and lived. Sweet butter of God!

7. I saw where some old lady tackled the Pope just short of a first down. The Vatican hasn't had a decent left tackle in years. Somebody needs to cover the pontiff's blind side. Who were they playing anyway, Little Sisters of the Poor? Oh wait ...

8. I should probably go back to being on vacation now.

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