Tuesday, March 21, 2006

He Not So Horny

Posted on Tue, Mar 21, 2006 at 4:00 AM

Pandas are notoriously, well, unhorny. Researchers have even tried panda pornography to get the big fuzzies past the cuddling stage, but to no avail. Now zoologists in China's Sichuan Province are analyzing female pandas' voices, to see if they can come up with an answer to male panda sex apathy.

According to a report from China Daily, the researchers hope to learn what vocal nuances tickle a boy panda's fancy.

No doubt officials at the Memphis Zoo are paying close attention after last year's failed attempts to gather sperm from young Le Le.

Next up: Panda lingerie!

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