Glancing around the room Pat suddenly spotted their reflection in the mirror.
"Mick, Mick," he whispered. "Don't look now but there's two fellas over there the very image of us!"
"In the name of God," said Mick, spotting the reflection. "They're wearing identical clothes and everything."
"They are indeed," said Pat. "I'm going to buy them a drink."
But as Pat started to rise from his seat, Mick said, "Sit down, Pat, one of them's coming over!"
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