Tech writer Rob Pegoraro talked about waiting for a FedEx delivery, unable to leave his house or even take a shower, because if he did, he might miss the package he needs to sign for. Several FedEx employees have written in with tips on troubleshooting delivery problems but, in defense of Memphis' favorite logistical leader, the story could just as easily been about being held in plumber prison, cable company purgatory, or electrician incarceration.