A seller has recently listed two "side-by-side" burial plots in Memphis Memorial Park, and explains they are in the "Sunny Slope" section, which until now, we presume has been sold out. What's especially impressive about this listing is that that the shipping costs are free!
But we can't help but wonder: Why doesn't the seller need them anymore? Does he know something we don't? We smell a plot! (heh)
At any rate, the starting price is $3,000, and so far there are no bids. Better act fast! Delaying any longer would be a grave error.