M.E.M.P.H.I.S.

In honor of Bring Your Dog to Work Day, we turn your attention to this MySpace page from a dog — yes, the four-legged kind — whose name just happens to be “M.E.M.P.H.I.S.”

The dog’s blog entries include “Bow wow to me” and “Woof woof what what.” A bit more interesting are the comments from the many friends of M.E.M.P.H.I.S, such as one from a young woman who writes, “I can’t wait to be licked by your velvety tongue.”

Read more — lots more — about this crazy bitch here.