BoboJojo.jpg In a December 1963 issue of The Commercial Appeal, Goldsmithโ€™s actually ran this ad.

โ€œLook Whoโ€™s Here for Toyland Opening!โ€ shouted the headline. โ€œThose Two Lovable, Laughable Clowns Bo Bo and Jo Jo.โ€

Iโ€™m sorry, but these guys donโ€™t look lovable OR laughable. Why didnโ€™t the store run their actual photos? Instead, we have DRAWINGS of hideous creatures who would give any kid nightmares.

โ€œCome and give the young folk the time of their life,โ€ continues the ad, โ€œand reserve a good slice of fun for yourself, too! BoBo and JoJo, those two lovable, laughable clowns, are back . . . getting into mischief and having a grand time in Goldsmithโ€™s Toyland, Fifth Floor.โ€

Uh, thanks but no thanks, Goldsmithโ€™s. I think Iโ€™ll just stay home, and hide under the bed, where BoBo and JoJo canโ€™t ever, ever find me.