The power of poo, 124 mph over the limit, and wolves can’t stand Scarlett Johansson.

Smokey Bear aids an arrest, a brawl at Chuck E. Cheese, and a hungry osprey.

Coors deodorant, radioactive wasps, and the butt-sniffer is back.

Chuck E. Cheese arrested, a co-worker who bites, and the Nebraskan Coast Guard.

Invasive pythons, a nude intruder, and a peacock thief.

A personal wake-up panda, “pain in my butt,” and a golden shower.

Fake dentists, Patches Magickbeans, and aliens?

A fridge in the desert, a swallowed toothbrush, and Loony John Franklin Toon.

An absentee marriage certification, a crash-causing cicada, and an aggravated neighbor.

Multi-tasking in court, a faux flight attendant, and a boozy blaze.