Alligator crossing, crickets everywhere, and an aggressive otter.

ChatGPT ruins a marriage, the Gateway to Hell, and a 200-year-old condom.

A bee-hungry bear, a profitable Sith Lord diss, and 200 snake bites for research.

A snake-spiked margarita, a raccoon with a meth pipe, and a bull on a scooter.

Powerball winner kicks cop, chihuahua saved from bear, and Lego to the rescue.

A poop-pantsed criminal, a poisoned co-worker, and a space-shaking volcano.

Hiding from pirates, an airsoft robbery, and a Cadbury bandit.

Lost an ear on spring break, hand-in-mouth test, and $1,000 blessings.

Peeing on produce, vandalism mix-up, and a parasitic twin.

A failed meth launch, a bizarre baby name, and a fear of ketchup.